So you have this incredible craving for a delectable funnel cake, but where will you go to simmer this animal rage within? Will you pay 50 bucks to get into Six Flags for a 10 dollar treat? Or wait for the annual carnival to come to town? The circus? Forget it. The Ringling Brothers are all the way in Idaho, Fool!
Smell that? Yes, it is in fact the savory smell of soft, powdered sugar being snowed ever so gently onto a deep-fried disc of webbed dough, crunchy on the outside, but moist on the inside. It’s still hot enough to burn the tip of your tongue!
Your troubles are over! Coming Spring 2011 will be the grand opening of Data’s Funnel Cakes, a mobilized army of funnel cake stands located right around the corner from anywhere you are.
Turtlist Media can’t wait!